Well folks, it’s that time of the year: time to make last minute gift purchases! Some of you may be thinking about getting sex toys and such for some special people on your lists, so we put together a gift guide to help you out.
Here are some sites we will be linking to and their shipping information and deals:
Lovehoney: This is a great place to buy gifts since they have, like, the best return policy. Return anything, for any reason, for up to a year after it’s purchased (read more about that here). Get free shipping on $40+ and don’t forget to check out their current special offers.
Sliquid: They make our favorite lubes ever. We like Sliquid Sassy the most but really we’d recommend trying any of them! Get 10% off using the code “vivalasexy”. Free shipping on U.S. orders $60+ and a free gift on orders $30+.
Stockroom: This is the best place to get gifts for your kinky friends and partners! Free shipping on orders $160+. Find some deals (up to 50% off!) in their Sexmas Sale (they have a whole section of gifts under $50).
Tantus: Hands down one of our favorite sex toy makers! They have so many ways to save including their current sale: 15% off $50+ (use code BELL15), 20% off $100+ (BELL20) and 25% off $150+ (BELL25). Don’t miss their sale page and the Grab Bag where you can find many Tantus toys with huge discounts.
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For people who like porn
These suggestions would work best as a gift for your partner(s) because you’ll have to create an account to access them. Here are five of our favorite sites:
Crash Pad is a seriously rad queer porn site. They work with a really diverse group of people who you can check out here. Sign up for a month, 3 months, or a year and get access to over 200 episodes, behind the scenes interviews, and more.
Pink Label is a feminist porn video-on-demand site with films from lots of different studios. Watch Courtney Trouble’s awesome porn (Girl Pile, Trans Lesbians, Fucking Mystic, etc), FTM Fucker, Heavenly Spire, Crash Pad Series, and more. Many of the films here are Feminist Porn Awards winners!
QueerPornTV, as you may have guessed, is… a queer porn site, too! Here you can find more porn made by Courtney Trouble, like this scene with Chelsea Poe and Bailey Jay, and films, including Girl Pile, which I mentioned above.
TRENCHCOATx is “curated smut” brought to you by Stoya and Kayden Kross. The site has an a la carte format so you could curate your own collection for someone!
Burning Angel is owned by Joanna Angel, which should be a good enough reason to be interested because she’s amazing, but if you need more convincing go check out all the sexy tattooed lovelies on the site.
For people who like to read
One of my favorite gifts to give and get are books! Here are my top suggestions from this year:
Dirty Dates: a kinky new erotica anthology edited by my fave Rachel Kramer Bussel.
The Liberator Wedge is always a good choice, a favorite of many. Even Aziz Ansari’s character Dev got one from Babeland for his girlfriend in Master of None (which is a seriously great show and you should watch it!!). So yes, Babeland carries them, and so does SheVibe.
Gift sets make pretty sweet gifts too:
The Kama Sutra Getaway Kit features body lotion, lube, a candle, and more. Find it at SheVibe.
The LELO Dare Me Pleasure Set includes LELO Luna Beads Noir, Sensua Suede Whip, and Theresa Silk Cuffs. Find it at SheVibe.
The We-Vibe Passionate Play Collection, which we just bought and are very excited about, comes with a We-Vibe 4 Plus (it can be controlled with a phone app! Fancy!) and a Tango. SheVibe, Babeland, and Lovehoney have it.
For people with penises
Tenga Eggs are fun! They’re stretchy masturbation sleeves that come in a variety of textures. They are made to be single-use toys but as long as you give them a gentle cleaning after using them you can use them several times. One year we bought a 6-pack “carton” of them and gave them to friends as Christmas gifts. Find them at Babeland Lovehoney, and SheVibe.
Fleshlight has a new toy called the Quickshot which is just $35. We just bought one during their Black Friday sale, so we don’t have a review yet but if you’re curious about it you should head over to The Big Gay Review and read what he has to say about it (it’s what convinced me to buy one!). Buy it directly from Fleshlight or get it from Bableland or Lovehoney.
And you can’t forget about the other original style of Fleshlights. Liam loves his Stoya Fleshlight (read his review here) and suggests checking out their Fleshlight Girls line. It could be fun to give your gift recipient a Fleshlight replica of their favorite porn star’s vulva right? Check out Fleshlight’s site to see what they’ve got, or look at Babeland, Lovehoney, SheVibe, or Stockroom.
For people who like vibrators
Well an obvious choice here is the LELO Inez Stainless Steel Vibrator… just kidding, it’s about $8,000!
Seriously though, you should consider the We-Vibe Tango, an incredibly rumbly and satisfying little clitoral vibe that pretty much everyone, including me, loves. It’s nearly perfect. Get it. That is all. You can get one (or two, or three) from Babeland, Lovehoney, or SheVibe.
The LELO Mona 2 is another universally adored vibrator known for it’s strong, rumbly vibration and great shape. It feels great internally and externally so it’s versatility makes it a great gift choice. Find it at Babeland (psst, it’s $30 cheaper here), SheVibe, and Stockroom.
The toy I’ve wanted to try the most this year but sadly haven’t yet is the L’amourose Rosa. I’ve read so many enticing reviews about it and let’s face it, the emerald color is super cool. You can buy one from Lovehoney or SheVibe.
The Womanizer, a unique new vibrator with a ridiculously bad name, has received a lot of praise and piqued my interest this year. Maybe there is a person in your life whose clitoris would enjoy this toy? Find it at Babeland, Lovehoney, or SheVibe.
This list would be incomplete without my favorite vibrator I tried this year: the Fun Factory Miss Bi! Since it’s a dual stim vibrator it might not work for everyone’s anatomy so keep that in mind. You can find it at Babeland or SheVibe.
For people who like dildos
Handmade gifts are always nice, but I don’t suggest going that route if you want to give someone a sex toy… The next best thing is getting them custom toys! Try Exotic-Erotics (read about our Phoenix here) or Bad Dragon for made-to-order fantasy dildos.
Tantus Flurry and Cush are dual density toys that are as pretty as they are squishy. They’re just awesome and you should have one okay? Get the Flurry from Tantus or SheVibe, and the Cush at Tantus or SheVibe.
The Fun Factory Bouncer is a new and unique dildo, and would keep your gift recipient guessing if they tried shaking the present to see what it was… this dildo has jiggly balls in the shaft! You can buy one at Babeland, Lovehoney, or SheVibe.
For people who are into butt stuff
I’ve heard the new LELO Hugo and Bruno are divine for prostate stimulation. These toys are almost exactly the same, but the Hugo comes with a remote control. Find the Hugo at Babeland, Lovehoney, and SheVibe, and the Bruno at Babeland, Lovehoney, and Shevibe as well.
The Tantus Perfect Plug and Perfect Plug Plus are great for beginners or people who prefer small plugs. The Perfect Plug Plus is a little larger and vibrates. Get the Perfect Plug directly from Tantus or from SheVibe. You can get the Perfect Plug Plus directly from Tantus, or find it at Lovehoney or SheVibe. If you can’t decide which one to get, then just get the Perfect Plug Kit, from Tantus or SheVibe.
The Tantus Meteorite is one of the most colorful butt toys around and is also perfect for beginners or people who prefer small plugs. Get it from Tantus.
Don’t forget the LUBE!
I think lube is like the sexy equivalent of giving someone socks. Everyone could use some and it’s not very expensive. In our opinion, the best lubes are vegan and paraben- and glycerin- free. Here are a couple that fit those criteria:
We very highly recommend Sliquid, especially Sassy which is our go-to and is perfect for butt stuff. They also make a few variations of Swirl, which is flavored. Sizzle, a warming lube, is fun too. Get some Sliquid at Babeland, Lovehoney, SheVibe, Stockroom, or Tantus. Or, buy it directly from Sliquid (where you can use the code “vivalasexy” to get 10% off!).
Good Clean Love is another lube we love. It feels great and it’s organic. Get the unscented kind or try cinnamon vanilla. You can buy it at SheVibe.