Pretty Toys I Wish I Loved

You know how a lot of folks have clothes hanging up in their closet that never get worn because they don’t quite fit, but they’re so pretty/cool/special that they can’t bring themselves to get rid of them? Yeah I have that problem with sex toys.1 I cherish toys that come in unique and exciting colors or are otherwise aesthetically pleasing. So I feel especially disappointed when those toys don’t get me off. I want so badly to enjoy them but the vibration just isn’t rumbly enough or the shape just doesn’t work for my body. But I keep them around, hoping […]

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From Secret Sex Geek to Beacon of Permission: How I Learned to Talk about Sex

I’ve pretty much been a sex geek my entire life. But for most of my life, that’s something that I hid from nearly everyone. Sometimes it made me felt ashamed, guilty, and embarrassed. I was raised in a fairly sex-positive home, but the insidious notion that sex is too taboo to talk about crept into my life regardless. When I was in elementary school I really got a kick out of reading books that discussed puberty and sexuality, but I read them when no one was watching. Whenever I went to my friend’s house, I was very excited about secretly sneaking […]

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Review Sampler ft. We-Vibe Rave, Pleasure Works Cadet, & Vondage Cuffs

We-Vibe Rave I really, really love Thai food. Whenever Liam and I talk about going out to eat I suggest it. Every single time, he says to me, “eh, I don’t really like Thai food that much, though…” And I remind him that he always says that but once he’s eating the food he thinks it’s tasty. Why the hell am I going on about Thai food? Well, it’s similar to my relationship with the We-Vibe Rave. For reasons I don’t understand, I always feel kind of “meh” about the Rave when I think about using it. But when I […]

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Viva La Spooky: Sex Toys to Get You in the Mood… for Halloween

  Halloween is one of my favorite times of year. I’m a self-proclaimed connoisseur of creepiness and revel in the chance to celebrate it. So, I’m using this opportunity to share a little spookiness in the form of sex toys!   Fleshlight Freaks Do you want to fuck a vampire but don’t want to deal with an Angelus situation? Trying to do sexy cosplay as zombie Shane from The Walking Dead? Well, my friend, the Fleshlight Freaks line has what you need. Fleshlight‘s “Freaks” are perfect for Halloween. The line of masturbation sleeves and dildos includes zombies, aliens, vampires, cyborgs, and other monsters. […]

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Review Sampler: Teal Toys, ft. Minna Limon, Pleasure Works Mini Rippler, Rabbit Company Rotating Rabbit, & MysteryVibe Crescendo

It’s no secret that I love colorful toys. And when they’re orange, blue, or teal — my favorite colors — that’s even better. Amazingly there were four teal toys in my review queue so I figured, why not show them off in a single review sampler? Besides, it gave me a good reason to make a rad custom nail polish. I’ll be sharing my thoughts on the squeezable Minna Limon vibrator, gyrating Rotating Rabbit vibrator from The Rabbit Company, textured Pleasure Works Mini Rippler vibrating dildo, and flexible MysteryVibe Crescendo vibrator.   Minna Limon The Minna Limon is a lemon-sized external vibrator that […]

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